Almorava

Almorava is good at math.

Almorava would like a moment of your time to speak about our lord and savior, Sammy Jahanto.

Almorava is better than Shamalin, because Shamalin is in denial.

Almorava is the supreme ruler of the universe. Kneel.

Almorava is the only person of value on Sublime.

Ryan and Pocky are exempt from the above statement. They are slightly less valuable, but still retain some importance.

Almorava has been seen speaking to lizards.

Almorava's photos folder is completely filled with images of Moe. Holy shit.

Almorava can eat seventeen Cuban sandwiches. At once.

Almorava tries to pretend that paint.net is a suitable alternative to Photoshop. It isn't.

Almorava will never update Compendium again.

Almorava is dependent on the continued existence of the Lllab to remain healthy and sane.

Almorava needs help.

Almorava is feeling great, thank you.

Almorava is going to go eat an entire can of whipped cream. Alone.